Rent a Dildo
Yick. http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/howitworks.htm (Given their rental model, I’d have gone with something like “NetPrix” instead of the name they chose.)
View ArticleSpamusement tweaks my early adolescence wasted on chasing that devious bitch
http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=234
View ArticleThat cat looks like it’s wearing pajamas.
Oh no. http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/s/shaved%20cat.jpg
View ArticleMoisturewear
Underwear that moisturizes your skin while you wear it. http://www.popgadget.net/2005/05/moisturizing-underwear.html
View ArticleThis homemade Prozac needs more ice cream
“Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after duelling with lightsabres made by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.”...
View ArticleSpamusement made me laugh AGAIN today
That’s just too funny. http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/245
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Maybe I’m just feeling a little childish today
There’s something deeply wrong with this product image.
View ArticleDalek kidnapped, disarmed
Awaiting further instructions from the Doctor. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/somerset/4077698.stm
View ArticleGoogle will eat itself
Uhhhh… “We generate money by serving Google text advertisments on our website GWEI.org. With this money we automatically buy Google shares via our Swiss e-banking account. We buy Google via their own...
View ArticleThe Dark Side is the Best Sauce
Funny little livejournal blog with cartoons mocking the Prequels. How can you go wrong? This one’s my favorite so far: http://www.livejournal.com/users/iharthdarth/2867.html#cutid1...
View ArticleSpermcube!
Um. No, this doesn’t seem like a good idea at all. http://www.spermcube.org/
View ArticleOne-page PDF for sale for $1500 on Amazon
This PDF entitled “Sony to Include Blu-ray in PS3: HD-DVD Green with Envy” is $1500 on Amazon. It’s one page. Really! I’m not sure if the one page is the pictured cover page, or there’s another page...
View ArticleFlying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth
“Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was...
View ArticleThe things people do to their pets
They missed a huge naming opportunity here – it should have been called Cat-amari Damacy. http://www.stuffonmycat.com/
View ArticleSometimes I think Spamusement is written by me in my sleep
http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/266
View ArticleCam and Damien are auditioning for reality shows and blogging it
Cam Barrett (one of the first bloggers) and his twin brother Damien are auditioning for The Amazing Race, some kind of reality show on that other medium. To boost their chances, they’re blogging the...
View ArticleScientists named Steve for evolution
Project Steve is a collection of scientists named Steve who support evolution, to demonstrate the stupitidy of compiling lists of scientists who don’t. 580 so far!...
View ArticleIntelligent Falling
The Onion weighs in: “Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, ‘God’ if you will, is pushing them down,” said Gabriel Burdett, who...
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Release your inner (outer) hipster asshole
On a mailing list I’m on, someone pointed out the ipodmyphoto site, which I won’t link to out of common decency. Someone else followed up with ‘I want an ipodded shirt that says “hipster asshole”....
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This is stupid.
Kottke has a post about how to make microwave popcorn without a microwave. Letting aside the possibility that this is just a sick joke of some kind, it’s wrong for a number of reasons. Microwave...
View ArticleSharks with frickin laser beams
“Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.” Booyah....
View ArticleQuicktime VR view from inside a water bottle
That’s pretty funny. http://www.vrway.com/vrmag_issue_22_hotlist_fullscreen/fullscreen/VR000007222.html
View ArticleTracking stock spam results
A project to determine just how much money you’d lose if you bought every penny stock you got spam about. http://www.spamstocktracker.com/
View ArticleKatamari Damacy text adventure!
Hah! > N There is a PAPER CLIP here. > ROLL CLIP I do not know what a CLIP is. > ROLL PAPER CLIP You roll up the PAPER CLIP. You are standing on the floor of a bedroom. > LOOK KATAMARI Your...
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Republic Dogs
Hah. My friend Nat’s screenplay “Republic Dogs”, a Plato/Tarantino mashup, is making the blog rounds: http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/republic-dogs.html...
View ArticleThe ELF invades Sears
All this talk about plays written in the dark ages made me reread the skit I wrote in high school with my friend Tristan. I give you The ELF invades Sears. It still makes me laugh....
View ArticleOn World of Warcraft’s spyware
World of Warcraft was recently revealed to have a piece of spyware hidden in it called Warden, that tracks a large amount of information about other things running simultaneously on the machine, in...
View ArticleUsing Sony’s rootkit to defeat Blizzard’s spyware
Well that’s just cute. Apparently, Sony’s DRM rootkit process hider can be used to circumvent Blizzard’s cheating spyware. http://www.securityfocus.com/brief/34 And, yet again, I feel the need to say...
View ArticleMIT students study tinfoil hats
Conclusion: tinfoil hat makes it easier for the gummint to read your brain. It’s a conspiracy! http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
View ArticleUSPTO apparently grants patent for warp drive
I don’t remember who originally sent this to me, but I got it a few times. This is apparently a patent for a warp drive. ” A cooled hollow superconductive shield is energized by an electromagnetic...
View ArticleRetiring to a perpetual cruise
Interesting tidbit from Snopes, via (Kottke). Apparently, it’s about the same price to take a perpetual cruise as it is to live in a nursing home, and at least a few people have been doing this for...
View ArticleWatch out for the, uh, oven door scam
Apparently, crooks have been breaking into vacation homes, stealing the >OVEN DOORS<, repackaging them in real flat screen TV boxes, and selling them to dupes on the street. Words fail me....
View ArticlePink something
I have no idea what this is about, but it is… pink. http://www.r243g197b208.net/video/pink_adicolor_large.mov (Via Doc) Tags: doc searls, pink, video
View ArticleOh, the hairmanity.
Some sort of canonical list of bad 80s videos on YouTube. http://www.milinkito.com/los80.php Tags: 80s, videos, iwantmymtv, youtube, totally
View ArticlePaul McCartney is 64 today
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/17/arts/music/17paul.html?ex=1308196800&en=51c8ced2d4c73b63&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss Tags: paul mccartney, beatles, 64
View ArticleCoffee cups with stamps in the bottom
Instead of corporate logos, they leave behind pretty floral patterns. http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=182 Tags: coffee, cups, coffee cups, rings, logos, floral, pattern, lucent
View ArticleArticle 9
This is a great video of the ZDNet Executive Editor explaining what’s wrong with DRM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKI_w_VBoTQ&search=d.r.m.%20crap Tags: zdnet, drm, crap
View ArticleDon’t look at the Fnords
Robert Anton Wilson is dead. http://robertantonwilson.blogspot.com/2007/01/raw-essence.html I can’t say enough about the importance of his writing to our national culture of weirdness. He will be...
View ArticleCadbury got busted for reducing the size of the Creme Egg and then lying...
I used to get a Cadbury Creme Egg a year about the same time I had my annual McRib. Since I’ve realized over the course of the past few years that you’re only supposed to eat food, I didn’t know that...
View ArticleWell that’s just about the strangest thing I’ve seen all day
“This work began on the day when we had made a extra big candy like a bowling ball by ourselves. Since that day, we had been licking the candy day after day for about six months.’...
View ArticleBrilliant DMCA side effect
Crappy DRM company says the DMCA forces you to buy their technology instead of building your own because not buying their technology is a circumvention of an effective copyright tool. The thing is, I...
View ArticleDear Netflix
Dear Netflix: I would very much like your website to stop redirecting me to a page that tells me that Im using an unsupported browser. I know I use Opera. I like it. I understand if you dont want to...
View ArticleCool photo roundup
Nasa: http://www.nasaimages.org/index.html Museum of Natural History: http://images.library.amnh.org/photos/index.html 400+ forms used by the NSA:...
View ArticleSomething interesting about scarcity
We used to have a 6-at-a-time Netflix plan. We’d get 6 movies, but then sometimes we’d go months before watching them, or even just deciding that enough was enough and sending them back. And...
View ArticleMy Huck Finn edit
“Jim was monstrous proud about it, and he got so he wouldn’t hardly notice the other dudes. Dudes would come miles to hear Jim tell about it, and he was more looked up to than any dude in that country....
View ArticleHow I came to love Jamie Zawinski
I now feel compelled to share this, since many people have now discovered Jamie’s writing due to that whole thing. But for me, it started long ago with just a single link. Time melts away in an instant...
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